>> Pick the month you were born:
>>
>> January--I kicked
>> February--I loved
>> March--I smoked
>> April--I humped
>> May--I choked on
>> June--I murdered
>> July--I did the Macarena with
>> August--I had lunch with
>> September--I danced with
>> October--I sang to
>> November--I yelled at
>> December--I ran over
>>
>> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>
>> 1-------a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a Mexican
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my cell phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13-------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------myself
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25--- ----a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a permanent marker
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
>>
>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that!
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made in the title of your journal and HAVE FUN! XD

I yelled at a baseball but cause I'm cool like that wow I'd prob do this....